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Teh beginnings of an unfortunate derp

Po: tinky winky I made custard

T.W: YEY -nom- [has seizure]

Dipsy: WAT DA FUDGE??

Laa-Laa: Hes outta control!!! 

-12:00 Midnight-

Po: [wakes up, sees tinky winky leave, wakes up Laa-Laa]

Laa-Laa: uuugh wat

Po: I saw tinky winky leeve

Laa-Laa: oh shizznizzle

Dipsy: was goin on???

Po: I saw tinky winky leeve

Dipsy: aww poo poo

Po: we got go on quest

Dipsy: but what if he come bakk

Laa-Laa: idk lol

Po: Cmon Laa-Laa less go

Laa-Laa: aight

~so they go on quest to find tw~

Po: dere he ees

Tw: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Po: AW SHOOT

-Yakkity Sax music-

(Two minutes later)

White Tubby: uh oh everyone dead I go on quest

~1 hour long bike ride later~

WT: Okeez I heer

TW: GED DA FUK AWEY FROM MAH PUBBY CUSSAD

WT: SHIT

Dipsy: [sees WT with his hat from heaven] WAT DE FLIPPING POO HE STOLE MAH HAT I NEED REVENGE [goes back to earth, gets chainsaw and go on quest (so many quests lol)]

(5 years later)

WT: OK I heer

-VRRRM VRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOM-

Dipsy: C'MERE YA LIL FUKR

WT: AW NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO [turns into sanic and run away]

Dipsy: gaddammit

~at tubbietelly hills~

WT: were he

The Incredible TinkyTank: [read in deep voice] YER NOT GOIN ANYWHERE MOTHAF***A

WT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TT: Yah u betta run if ya know what's gud 4 ya

-wherever the newborns fight over which one gets to kill white tubby first-

-they playing Witt race cars, the girl just smack hers to the Finnish line-

Girl NB: YEAH I WIN [does a really awkward victory dance] UH UH UHH Y E A H

Boy NB: Dat not fayahh [that's how he says 'fair']

-footsteps noise-

Boy NB: (GAAAASP) sombodee cumin!

Girl: no shit Sherlock

Boy: buzz off Watson

WT: anybody here?

Both Newborns: -SCREEEEEEEE-

WT: God darn it stop with the fukin ear r**e! 

-soon-

Custard Reject Facility

WT: OK. Okay! Dis look E Z!

???: C'MERE

WT: why

???: Um... Dammit I can't think'a somethin'

WT: WTF is with ur accent

Crawler: IDK AIGHT?!

WT: Ok u don't need to shout at me

-laa laa dreem-

Shaadoo: RAARAARAARAAR

WT: but dude--

Shaadoo: RAARAAR

WT: -_-

Shadoof: derp

-skooooooOOOOOOOOOOOL-

Gost gurl: (idk wat to sey 4 hurr)

WT: hello?

GG: BLBLBLBLBLHAAHSIXJENENHDHXHHSJJENXNSN

WT: OMFG RUUUUUUUUUUUN

TUBBIETELE MOUNTAINS BIATCH

WT: wtf is that thing

Some random f*cking noob: Do not be afraid! Look how soft and fluffy she is! She just does not get enough love!

-Yeti picks up the noob and throws them into space-

WT: AW SHIT THAT WAS AWESOME

Teletubby Cave (I'm actually spelling something right this time!)

Distorted: You cooking 'paghetti? I like 'paghetti.

WT: what the f**k.

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